WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF
A man who assisted in autopsies in a big urban hospital, starting in the mid-1950s, describes the many deaths from botched abortions that he saw. “The deaths stopped overnight in 1973.” He never saw another in the 18 years before he retired. “That,” he says, “ought to tell people something about keeping abortion legal.
Never forget: Roe v. Wade wasn’t the beginning of abortion in America. It was the beginning of the end of illegal abortions. If you haven’t read this piece before, I highly recommend it.
I saw a dog almost like this last weekend and her owner said she was a poodle who’d never been trimmed.
This looks like a sentient mop head with a tongue.
Just one day, the mop head decided fuck all y’all, I’m not cleaning any more floors, and off it bounced to the beach.
it’s baby cousin it
[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
BACK THE FUCK UP
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING AT HERE
THIS IS A GODDAMN KOMONDOR
KOMONDOROK (THAT’S PLURAL KOMONDORS I DON’T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW MAN) ARE LIVESTOCK GUARDIANS. MOTHERFUCKERS KEEP SHEEP SAFE AND SHIT WHILE ALSO BLENDING IN WITH SHEEP WHICH SEEMS GODDAMN ADORABLE UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THIS WAS USEFUL SO THEY COULD ATTACK WOLVES AND SHIT AND CATCH THEM BY SURPRISE AND ALSO BECAUSE IT MADE THEM HARD TO BITE WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING MOTHERFUCKING WOLVES
THIS MEANS AS PETS THEY’RE ALSO SUPER PROTECTIVE AND THEY’LL LOOK OUT FOR YOUR SHIT IF SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE. YOUR KOMONDOR WILL KNOCK THAT ASSHOLE DOWN AND KEEP HIM DOWN UNTIL HELP COMES. THEY’RE GREAT AND CALM WITH KIDS AND THEIR OWNERS AND FAMILIES BUT LOSE THEIR FUCKING SHIT IF THEY THINK THEY NEED TO PROTECT YOU. KOMONDOR BREEDERS APPARENTLY SAY THAT AN INTRUDER MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET ONTO YOUR PROPERTY BUT HE SURE AS HELL WON’T BE ABLE TO LEAVE
IN WORLD WAR II THE GERMANS LITERALLY HAD TO BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR GUNS WHEN THEY INVADED HUNGARY BECAUSE THE KOMONDOROK WOULDN’T STOP PROTECTING THEIR FAMILIES AND HOMES UNTIL THEY WERE DEAD
SO BASICALLY KOMONDOROK ARE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULDN’T BE UNDERESTIMATED EVEN IF THEY LOOK LIKE MOPS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE MOST HARDCORE FUCKING MOPS YOU’VE EVER MET
LOOK AT THAT CUTE LIL FUCKER BOUNCE WHAT A WOOLLY LIL CUTIE CUTE
THEY’VE BEEN DECLARED AS ONE OF HUNGARyS FUCKING NATIONAL TREASURES x
A NATIONAL FUCKING TREASURE
IS A DOG
I KNOW WHAT NIC CAGES NEXT MOVIE SHOULD BE